As it says on the cover, WHY GIRLS CAN'T THROW answers the questions you really can't find answered elsewhere. Questions such as- IS IT MORALLY WRONG TO RECORD A cd YOU BUY FOR A FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY BEFORE YOU GIVE IT TO THEM? WHY DO SMOKERS OFTEN TAP THEIR CIGARETTES BEFORE SMOKING THEM? IS IT POSSIBLE TO KNOCK YOURSELF OUT USING JUST YOUR OWN FIST? WHAT'S THE KINDEST WAY TO TELL A FRIEND THAT THEY HAVE HALITOSIS? DOES VEGANS' SHIT SMELL LESS THAN NON-VEGETARIANS' SHIT? WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE BEARDS? IF YOUR EYE CAME OUT OF ITS SOCKET BUT REMAINED ATTACHED, COULD YOU TURN IT AROUND AND LOOK AT YOUR OWN FACE? DO TWO WRONGS MAKE A RIGHT? IS IT DANGEROUS TO SUPPRESS A FART? IF YOU WERE SUPPLE ENOUGH TO GIVE YOURSELF A BLOW JOB, WOULD THAT MAKE YOU GAY? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THE PASSENGERS IF SOMEONE OPENED THE EMERGENCY EXIT OF AN AEROPLANE WHILE IT WAS IN THE AIR? WHY DO I NEED A CIGARETTE BEFORE I CAN HAVE A CRAP? - as well as, of course, the title question itself - are unique to this book. But even other questions, which might have been tackled before, are here treated with a fresh, imaginative and vigorous approach that is, at the same time, authoritative. Colloquial, funny and reada